So, I'm Maddie. I'm 21!!! I hate peas, rude people, and being angry. Teal is my favorite color, I am a fine arts college student, and I love funny things, How I Met Your Mother, and OUAT. I'm attending a public liberal arts college really close to NC. I love every day of my life.

tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

applecocaine:


myjamflavouredmindtardis:

megan15:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet

We did a whole massive thing on this in history. I believe the fungus in question is called Ergot and it’s terrifying. It makes your muscles spasm so when they had seizures that was the reason, not because they were possessed. One woman had to be strapped to her bed, she was seizing so bad. And, like ‘theybuildbuildings’ said, it had the same effects as LSD; as soon as you touch it, let alone consume it, it messes with your entire system. The worst thing is, you practically always had a bad trip. Many complained about bugs crawling under their skin or monsters emerging from the shadows to scratch and bite at them until they were screaming. It was a horrendous thing and the worst part is, Ergot is still around. It grows on crops and, if your wheat isn’t properly treated, it can be eaten and you’ll most likely experience the same as the women of Salem. 

god i love history

applecocaine:

myjamflavouredmindtardis:

megan15:

theybuildbuildings:

vintagegal:

Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.

I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the town was tripping balls 

This might be the greatest thing ive ever seen on the internet

We did a whole massive thing on this in history. I believe the fungus in question is called Ergot and it’s terrifying. It makes your muscles spasm so when they had seizures that was the reason, not because they were possessed. One woman had to be strapped to her bed, she was seizing so bad. And, like ‘theybuildbuildings’ said, it had the same effects as LSD; as soon as you touch it, let alone consume it, it messes with your entire system. The worst thing is, you practically always had a bad trip. Many complained about bugs crawling under their skin or monsters emerging from the shadows to scratch and bite at them until they were screaming. It was a horrendous thing and the worst part is, Ergot is still around. It grows on crops and, if your wheat isn’t properly treated, it can be eaten and you’ll most likely experience the same as the women of Salem. 

god i love history

(Source: j13jackson)

feistiest:

meeting someone with the same music taste is seriously the best thing ever

fuckyeahtattoos:

I got Mt. Rainier and some trees in Spokane Washington, at Anchored Art by Billy. He did an amazing job! Only took 1/2 hour! 
I grew up really close to the mountain and I felt like it was a better way to express my love of home rather than the Space Needle. No matter where I go, my home will always be on the mountain.

fuckyeahtattoos:

I got Mt. Rainier and some trees in Spokane Washington, at Anchored Art by Billy. He did an amazing job! Only took 1/2 hour! 

I grew up really close to the mountain and I felt like it was a better way to express my love of home rather than the Space Needle. No matter where I go, my home will always be on the mountain.

My mother used to say to me, ‘You can’t eat beauty, it doesn’t feed you.’ And these words played and bothered me, I didn’t really understand them until finally I realized that beauty was not a thing that I could acquire or consume. It was something that I just had to be. And what my mother meant by saying that you can’t eat beauty is that you can’t rely on beauty to sustain you. What actually sustains us, what is fundamentally beautiful is compassion for yourself and those around you. That kind of beauty inflames the heart and enchants the soul.

—Lupita Nyong’o  (via tiredestprincess)

(Source: voguememoirs)

aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet

aquagrunt:

I cannot get over this tweet

majortvjunkie:

IVE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS I FINALLY FOUND IT

olivesnook:

Max. I know this face repulses you and I wouldn’t dream of asking you to accept it. But this isn’t me. The real me is inside here somewhere just waiting to get out. And you can make that happen. Once the curse is broken I’ll be just like anybody else.

bepeu:

my favorite hobby is not being a parent

laziestprincess:

laziestprincess:

my mom is a dragon

my dad is a donkey

i’m mixed

(Source: thotterfly)

intellectual87:

diddymack:

hello-cocaine-kitty:

nitebrew:

saschyababy:

serenading-solitude:

followandreblog:

Modern updated versions of 90s cartoons by Isaiah Stephens

yoooo

Oh my god. Please

Love it. Just wish Sam from RP was chubby. I doubt he would be skinny as an adult. He hated moving around and being active. But still amazing.

I fucking love this

Rocket Power had a lot more melanin then that. If you’re gonna do it, do it right.

Eliza Thornberry’s so cool.

eccentric-disney:

wait a minute this isn’t my homework

this is tumblr

how did this happen

hey-girl-hay:

deargreyskies:

everyone’s childhood otp

otp before otp was even a thing